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Some not so regular regulars

There are guys who are regulars, these guys call the phone sex line often enough that I start to recognize them or who have such distinct ways of speaking and/or behaving that I remember them week to week.

Here are a few.

Mr. Perfect(s) : there are actually a couple of these guys who describe themselves as pretty near perfect. The funny thing is they both admit that they are in their 40s but they supposedly have rippling muscles, amazing hair and of course HUGE COCKS. All of which they describe in excruciating detail that would make the worse historical romance proud.

Both Mr. Perfects fall into the next category, Mr. "Let Me Please You". They tell in detail how they are going to please you, they should be writing it down because they have so much detail in their fantasies and all they really require of you is to be a listener and to moan occasionally and tell them how amazing they are and how they are going to blow your mind with their HUGE COCKS. Of all the Mr. LMPU's there is one that stand outs, he is Mr. LMPU-babymaker.

This guy will tell in detail how he is going to please you until you loose your mind than half way through the call he starts to tell you how you are now so turned on you will beg him to knock you up. Mind you he is not the only Babymaker I talk to but this one stands out the most because of how detailed his fantasy is and how it switches to that halfway through each time. Oh yeah and of course he has a HUGE COCK.

These are all great calls because they are always over 20 minutes though it is hard not to giggle during the middle of them sometimes.

Then there is the HELL YEAH guy, he is this southern boy who tells me he just wants to have sex and lets me describe everything then says "Hell Yeah" to everything I do on the phone. So far he hasn't told me about his HUGE COCK, but that is rare.

There is the Whore Monger, this is a guy who whispers in the raunchiest voice, calls the "you are 18" line and then says every time "Are you a dirty whore?" and then proceeds to say the meanest stuff and try to intimidate you about how he is going to use his HUGE COCK on you. Thankfully what he says does not effect me since he is not talking to me but some fantasy of a cowering 18 year old. His calls are always very short though there are a lot of them.

There is Old Yeller, this is a hardcore sub guy and I mean hardcore, so far there is nothing he wont do or let be done to him. It would not be so bad but he is into being yelled at and I mean SCREAMED at which is hard not only cause I suspect my neighbors can hear me when they go in and out of the building my apartment is in since my desk is near the window but because it tears up my throat to yell for 25+ minutes. Not to mention it just is not in my nature to be that mean and yet he seems to think I am his dream Domme. He doesn't claim to have a HUGE COCK he just wants to be beaten with a fake one.

In case you did not get it a common theme I run into is HUGE COCKS, if you believe the guys on the phone, and I don't, then the average size is 8 ½ inches. So if you ever wondered what all the guys with HUGE COCKS do to get off well now you know, they call the phone lines. I have heard everything from "a thick 8 inches" to "Oh I am 12 inches" which cracks me up.

This leads me to my last to guys that stand out.

Mr. How Huge Was His Cock: this is a guy who wants to know all the details of who you (or more to the point who he thinks he is talking to) have had sex with, how you lost it the first time and most of all how HUGE their cocks were and he just keeps asking til I tell him about all the HUGE COCKS my supposedly 21 year old character has been with.

Finally there is Mr teeny-weeny: this guy is into be humiliated about his TEENY WEENY (I actually think it is 3 different guys but they all sort of blend together) He (they) want me to tell them how pathetic they are for having 3 to 4 inch cocks. I wonder at the human ability to make things work, assuming these guys really do have 3 ½ inchers that somehow they have learned to get off on being embarrassed by it. It is not in my nature to be so hateful so these are hard calls for me.

That is just a few of the types of guys I talk to.